What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa. AntoninoGerlakam
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts PerrenRagnheidurwc
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry? BarnardMaynardBR
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite! XiaoBeceereqs
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!" SugynTullyJl
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun." SutcliffDunneMe
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips ChuckApurvasq
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.' FernhamJukkacb
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! GrangerTristianQn
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." BarclayLuduvicoCj